Oops

I didn't go to huffingtonpost.com on purpose, I just clicked on a link and was told that I had to prove my worth if I wanted to "join" those at this hallowed website:

You're welcome to join us.

Assuming you can prove you deserve to.

As I scanned the page, unaccustomed as I am to being condescended to  on a website, I began to realize that I was in unfamiliar territory.

Oh.

This is the website I've been reading about but have not wanted to experience, and here I am, in bad-ville.